there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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