I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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