She announced her abortion via fbk
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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