Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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