I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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