some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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