she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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