Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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