i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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