we have officially lost it.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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