help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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