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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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