Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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