i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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