At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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