can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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