I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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