He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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