im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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