I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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