one might say we're banned from that church
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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