please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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