just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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