i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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