My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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