jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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