I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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