A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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