I understand Curling. That high.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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