Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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