Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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