i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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