Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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