She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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