Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
