Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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