After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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