Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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