Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
