She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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