Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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