Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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