i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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