East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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