dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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