I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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