We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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