I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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