I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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