So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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