mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I would ride that face into the sunset
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
