My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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