Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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