There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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