All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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