i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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