You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Dear god my vagina.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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