There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
